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If J. Jonah Jameson was in the MCU...

August 16, 2018 - Seriously, why is it always New York? Just once I'd like to see aliens invade Aqtau, Kazakhstan
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The Marvel version

August 13, 2018 - Doesn't work quite as well the other way around though But this would work
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Technically he was right...

August 08, 2018 - I was looking through old pictures for material for the site and I came across this one that I made back in January:...
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Clever Marvel

August 06, 2018 - Forget the THANOS theory...
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I'm Mary Poppins y'all!

July 17, 2018 - Is this what Thanos sang to his children when they were young?
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Mad Lib Movie Quotes

July 08, 2018 - I've been doing some mad-libs recently and then thought, why not apply them to movie quotes? I picked some scenes from M...
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Not bad

July 07, 2018 - Thanos can make his own (grimmer) puns, though
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Civil War in 3 seconds

July 06, 2018 - Chris Evans revealed on the Tonight Show that he has started using his toddler nephew's catchphrase "I don't wike it"--s...
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Ancient Marvel

July 05, 2018 - I guess meteors would be the original space stones, lithium batteries the original power stones, and pot the original mi...
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What Ant-Man & the Wasp should've been called

June 22, 2018 - They ain't afraid of no Ghost
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Textiles, shepherds, cool outfits...

June 09, 2018 - It hides the Golden City
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Winner makes it onto Quill's next Awesome Mix

May 24, 2018 - The former's songs: Paint It Black Order Proxima Midnight Rambler The Time Stone is On My Side Black Order Limousine...
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Edna Mode thinks you're both nuts

May 22, 2018 - Sorry Thor, but Doctor Strange wins hands-down on this one
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So helpful

May 21, 2018 - But hey, not everyone can make the cut Can your jewelry destroy the universe? He's got you beat there
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Think the team might be getting a little too big

May 20, 2018 - They all have similar colors on their costumes too
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Let's see him bargain now...

May 19, 2018 - (Context for the confused) I love how they referenced this skit in Infinity War with Stark's "What is your job besides...
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Earth's Mightiest Heroes

May 18, 2018 - The thing is, Marvel could actually release a movie about just these characters and people would still line up to see it...
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One awkward wedding

May 16, 2018 - And Nebula and the Black Order would be his brothers- and sisters-in-law. That is one messed up family. As if he didn't...
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Geez Thanos, learn biology

May 11, 2018 - He's obviously not that cursed with knowledge...
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You'd love it, it's Candy Land

May 10, 2018 - Infinity Stones are like deadly Skittles The surprisingly decor-attuned Thor has something to say about that
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Kids these days

May 08, 2018 - Won't even destroy the universe when you ask them to Why do I like the idea of Ebony Maw playing video games?
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It's a fickle thing...

May 05, 2018 - He must have spilled Stark Raving Hazelnuts on it. Future movies really should explore this concept.
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Mr. Strange's Penguins

May 04, 2018 - In case you're unaware, Benedict Cumberbatch cannot say "penguin" to save his life Looks like the universe is screwed...
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Friendly neighborhood weirdos

May 02, 2018 - And while we're at it... Poor Dr. Strange. He can't catch a break with that strange name.
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Avengers sale on our Etsy store!

April 25, 2018 - Special announcement! Starting today, April 25, and running through Monday April 30, we will be having a sale on our Ets...
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How to stop Thanos

April 22, 2018 - With Infinity War coming out on Friday (finally!), I present five surprisingly easy ways to defeat the mad Titan with th...
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Make it happen!

April 22, 2018 - The 2032 Summer Olympics do not yet have a host city. If Thanos doesn't destroy the universe by then, T'Challa should pu...
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Infinity Plumbing War

April 21, 2018 - Inspired by this clip... Marvel really should explore the ramifications of flushing infinity stones down the toilet....
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Friday night at Thanos' house

April 20, 2018 - Thanos wants to balance the universe. Cull Obsidian balances a spoon on his nose. Damn kids. Why don't they get a job an...
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The Marvel Studios Coat of Arms

April 19, 2018 - The idea for this came from looking at the Russian eagle seal, where the eagle is holding an orb and scepter (you see wh...
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Ouch!

April 18, 2018 - ...or two!
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Suddenly the One Ring looks puny

April 13, 2018 - Maybe the Arkenstone is really the sixth infinity stone Maybe there aren't actually six at all...
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Don't give anyone ideas

April 12, 2018 - This must be the kind of ad you see on information posts throughout the galaxy...the kind that Thanos and the Collector...
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No wonder it's green

April 09, 2018 - Hey, the puns don't stop there...
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We wants it...we needs it

April 03, 2018 - Filthy Wakandans, they stole it from us! We hates it foreverrrr! Our only wish is to catch a...cuttlefish...so juicy sw...
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Burn

April 02, 2018 -
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When Loki's not around, there's a new trickster...

March 31, 2018 - Still though, if anyone was made for this holiday, it's Loki April Fools is just another way of saying "Loki'd"
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The fate of the earth hangs in the balance...

March 25, 2018 - Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you...
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Time flies

March 10, 2018 - So that's why we lost an hour of sleep. Dammit, Doctor Strange.
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Because that's what heroes do

February 25, 2018 - Hint for the confused: Watch the Thor: Ragnarok deleted scenes
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Bird Costume

February 09, 2018 - I once posted an Elves as birds of paradise comparison. Now it's Marvel's turn for humiliation.
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Ant...boot

February 06, 2018 - Antony sure had a quarrel with a bullet...brings a new meaning to "bullet ant"
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I solved Infinity War

January 23, 2018 - Unless the tesseract can get you out of the mystical house of mirrors, they've got themselves a real plot hole here......
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And that's why you don't mess with the time stone

January 14, 2018 - There's Groundhog Day... and then there's...
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Eerily similar

December 31, 2017 - ...Talk about starting the new year off with a bang
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Merry Christmas!

December 24, 2017 - The Marvel Universe celebrates
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Destiny still arrives

December 15, 2017 - They have an army...of ants. And a talking tree. And a guy in a bird costume. They have to win, right?
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We know, Loki, we know...

December 05, 2017 - And just like that, he no longer wanted to conquer earth
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What they should've called it

December 04, 2017 - The tagline: He's been sitting for eight movies...and he's pissed Or maybe: Never get in the way of a mad purple Titan...
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This can only be properly understood if you own ferrets

November 07, 2017 - That's why we named one of our ferrets Loki. There is no better name for the little sneaks.
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They're called Kronans, Bofur

October 29, 2017 - It literally IS a thunder battle with Thor in the arena!
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Infinity War set photo captions

September 15, 2017 - As the long wait for Infinity War continues, we'll have to settle for passing the time by captioning the set photos......
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The Internet desperately needs him

September 12, 2017 - New cartoons in the Marvel section! Go check them out.
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If only

September 10, 2017 -
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OK, teachers, you've had your fun

September 08, 2017 - Back to school sucks. Unless you're in Florida right now. Then you're probably not too concerned about it. It's the u...
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Should've made him clean up all the raven poop

August 21, 2017 - Thranduil would've done that
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Die in a blaze of glory!

August 11, 2017 - For those of you wondering, "skux life" is a reference to Taika Waititi's other film, Hunt for the Wilderpeople. The phr...
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Still doing scenes together

August 10, 2017 - Klaue: Gnaws iron, bites steel, grinds hard stone to meal Ross: Vibranium Ross: A box without hinges, key, or lid, y...
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Born to be a king

February 19, 2017 - The Avengers quickly regretted agreeing to decide the fate of the earth through a "less chaotic" means...
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Middle-earth Spider-Man

January 08, 2017 - Or rather, Spider-Elf
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Oops

December 20, 2016 -
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Beanie Babies on our Etsy store!

December 10, 2016 - Calling my fellow 90s kids--you remember these, right? So whether you're a burnt-out grad student who can't believe 1996...
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Finnish technology

December 03, 2016 - Paras maailmassa! (=Best in the world)
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Captain Fury

November 16, 2016 - A pretty cool pirate name, actually
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On thin ice there, Bofur

October 21, 2016 - So to speak
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Should've said that

October 19, 2016 - Always read up on planets before attempting to conquer them
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If academics wrote movie titles

October 15, 2016 - Anyone who's done a single page of college reading knows that academics like to use big, long words to convey simple ide...
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Geez Thor

September 25, 2016 -
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Ice Cap

September 04, 2016 -
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Middle-earth Avengers

September 02, 2016 - Certain characters from The Hobbit films have quite a lot in common with the Avengers Their Middle-earth equivalents...
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Hollywood logic

July 29, 2016 - Why, in every catastrophe in every movie, do civilians in harm's way always stand by the windows and watch?
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The Ten Wings

July 24, 2016 - I'm convinced houseflies really do follow this rule. Fail Flydra!
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New Cartoons!

June 07, 2016 - There are a few new entries to the Marvel and Pirates of the Caribbean galleries! Check them out! Here are two of them:...
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Finals week cometh

May 29, 2016 - If you're still in school, chances are finals week is starting now or very soon
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Listen to Edna

May 26, 2016 - Yes, really
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Move over, Sauron

May 14, 2016 - Ten Rings to find them Ten Rings to bring them all And into HYDRA bind them... The Mandarin's Ten Rings logo featur...
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Alternate Titles

May 09, 2016 - For The Desolation of Smaug For Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest And for the fourth one... For Dead M...
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Animal Avengers

May 01, 2016 - Complete with shawarma The Iron Weasel He will defeat the enemy with sheer cuteness
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New cartoons!

April 26, 2016 - There are several new entries to the Marvel and Hobbit galleries - check them out! Enjoy!
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How come they speak English, for that matter

April 15, 2016 - Isn't it convenient how the whole universe speaks English?
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Beware the Ides of April

April 14, 2016 - Tax Day is upon us A worse foe than Loki But, there are always those who like this day...
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How Strange

April 13, 2016 - Middle-earth fans know him better as this
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Well said

April 06, 2016 - Congress Earworms (or should that be Earmark-worms?) Ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't...
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Avenger Pranks

March 11, 2016 - Civil War...
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We pretend on Asgard that we're more advanced...

February 27, 2016 - And such obvious CGI bridges at that
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You're Welcome

February 15, 2016 - For everyone who couldn't get those #$%& songs out of their head for a week
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Kung Fu Avengers (and Hobbit)

January 28, 2016 - Who knew Kung Fu Panda had so much in common with The Avengers? Or The Hobbit for that matter?
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The New Zealand version

January 22, 2016 - If you're wondering, those swirly things are the koru and the leaf is the silver fern; both are symbols of New Zealand...
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The real-life version

January 21, 2016 - Here in the eastern US, we're getting ready for Snowpocalypse 2016
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The moment you realize...

January 18, 2016 - The Avengers is Independence Day with cooler heroes
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Videos!

December 28, 2015 - I've made some silly video edits featuring The Hobbit and other films. Here are a few of my favorites, and you can view...
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Christmas Cards

December 24, 2015 - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rhosgobel Rabbit! See what I did there? Make your move, Reindeer Games
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This is Thorin, one of my ferrets. Here he is sitting on my cartooning desk like he owns the place. Am I not the king?!
 

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