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The Marvel version

August 13, 2018 - Doesn't work quite as well the other way around though But this would work
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Suddenly the One Ring looks puny

April 13, 2018 - Maybe the Arkenstone is really the sixth infinity stone Maybe there aren't actually six at all...
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We wants it...we needs it

April 03, 2018 - Filthy Wakandans, they stole it from us! We hates it foreverrrr! Our only wish is to catch a...cuttlefish...so juicy sw...
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The 2017 Sarahbor Christmas Gift Guide

November 10, 2017 - Christmas is coming, which means the catalogs started coming two months ago. Here are some decoration and gift ideas to...
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Seems to be a theme

June 14, 2017 - Legolas has just summed up the plot of the fifth "Pirates" movie
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How convenient

January 21, 2017 - Middle-earth has plenty of grocery stores...
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Well that's...oddly specific

December 09, 2016 - What if Middle-earth used the metric system?
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Ha ha

December 07, 2016 -
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Deja vu

November 23, 2016 -
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Too soon

November 20, 2016 -
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Finally!

November 08, 2016 -
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If academics wrote movie titles

October 15, 2016 - Anyone who's done a single page of college reading knows that academics like to use big, long words to convey simple ide...
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They lose something, don't they

September 29, 2016 - The last one is supposed to be "Deal Or No Deal"
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Ta-da!

September 16, 2016 -
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Sochi flashback

August 17, 2016 - Remember the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi? The unfinished hotels, stray dogs, loose doorknobs, yellow tap water, and no...
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Lord of the Olympic Rings

August 14, 2016 - Five Rings to rule them all! Who are you rooting for? Video of the Opening Ceremonies at Helm's Deep...
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LOLcano

August 09, 2016 - That's an actual photo of Kilauea in Hawaii
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No icebergs in the Anduin

July 14, 2016 - Then again, crossing Helcaraxe didn't work out too well
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Chance Meeting

July 10, 2016 - A passage from the LOTR Appendices, with pictures from the movies, highlighting the long-term importance of the quest fo...
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Move over, Sauron

May 14, 2016 - Ten Rings to find them Ten Rings to bring them all And into HYDRA bind them... The Mandarin's Ten Rings logo featur...
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We don't have parasites!

May 13, 2016 - A chance for PJ to combine his experience in the horror genre with his Lord of the Rings expertise...
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Alternate Titles

May 09, 2016 - For The Desolation of Smaug For Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest And for the fourth one... For Dead M...
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Tolkien-inspired wreaths!

March 29, 2016 - New items are up for sale on our Etsy store, Modomnoc's Bees (and can also be found here)! I have designed wreaths depic...
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High King Peter, the Magnificent

March 28, 2016 - A poem for the day we get more Middle-earth film goodness, a parody of Tolkien's "The King Beneath the Mountain" poem fr...
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Old Norse lesson of the day

March 27, 2016 - Almost all the dwarves' names are taken from the Dvergatal, a list of the dwarves of Norse mythology found in the Icelan...
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Another!

March 16, 2016 - It's a question that not just Beorn, but all in Middle-earth want to know. Gandalf borrows the King Under the Mountain's...
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Indeed

February 01, 2016 - We hates it foreverrrrrrr!
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New videos

January 27, 2016 - New video edits are up on my YouTube channel! Here is a preview of some of them: The real hero of the trilogy!...
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Pictures for the blizzard

January 23, 2016 - Snow...snow beyond measure. Beyond shovels, and plows. Literally it is beyond the measure of several rulers--where's a y...
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Christmas Cards

December 24, 2015 - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rhosgobel Rabbit! See what I did there? Make your move, Reindeer Games
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The dwarves were enough trouble

December 12, 2015 - Hanging on the bell all day never giving him a moment of peace and goodwill toward hobbits
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