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Suddenly the One Ring looks puny

April 13, 2018 - Maybe the Arkenstone is really the sixth infinity stone Maybe there aren't actually six at all...
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We wants it...we needs it

April 03, 2018 - Filthy Wakandans, they stole it from us! We hates it foreverrrr! Our only wish is to catch a...cuttlefish...so juicy sw...
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The 2017 Sarahbor Christmas Gift Guide

November 10, 2017 - Christmas is coming, which means the catalogs started coming two months ago. Here are some decoration and gift ideas to...
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They're called Kronans, Bofur

October 29, 2017 - It literally IS a thunder battle with Thor in the arena!
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They can't catch a break!

September 07, 2017 - First Matthew, now Irma!
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Excuse me?

September 05, 2017 -
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Should've made him clean up all the raven poop

August 21, 2017 - Thranduil would've done that
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Didn't plan for that

August 21, 2017 - More like shine on the pinhole
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Still doing scenes together

August 10, 2017 - Klaue: Gnaws iron, bites steel, grinds hard stone to meal Ross: Vibranium Ross: A box without hinges, key, or lid, y...
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It plagues all franchises

June 09, 2017 - You mean like the plot of a Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Jack? Seriously, they've gotta end somewhere... Because...
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The Anti-Dragon

May 15, 2017 - Smaug's hosed. So to speak.
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Straight Outta Erebor

March 26, 2017 - Dwarfz-N-The-Hood
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How convenient

January 21, 2017 - Middle-earth has plenty of grocery stores...
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Middle-earth Spider-Man

January 08, 2017 - Or rather, Spider-Elf
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Happy New Year!

December 31, 2016 - Aiming a little higher than sticking to your diet
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Well that's...oddly specific

December 09, 2016 - What if Middle-earth used the metric system?
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New stuff on our Etsy store!

November 24, 2016 - Christmas is coming, so visit Modomnoc's Bees (also here) for some gift ideas! We have a new Mirkwood-inspired Tolkien...
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Deja vu

November 23, 2016 -
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Who's weirder?

November 21, 2016 - I actually have that gnome with an Uzi
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Too soon

November 20, 2016 -
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Monty Python in Middle-earth

November 19, 2016 - {Zoological correction: Rabbits are not rodents, they're lagomorphs!} And from the Hobbit/LOTR cartoon gallery...
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Dragon-roasted burgers

October 22, 2016 - Will you have cheese....or bacon? I will have both!
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On thin ice there, Bofur

October 21, 2016 - So to speak
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If academics wrote movie titles

October 15, 2016 - Anyone who's done a single page of college reading knows that academics like to use big, long words to convey simple ide...
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They lose something, don't they

September 29, 2016 - The last one is supposed to be "Deal Or No Deal"
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Middle-earth Avengers

September 02, 2016 - Certain characters from The Hobbit films have quite a lot in common with the Avengers Their Middle-earth equivalents...
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Yeah, "Borin' Oakenshield" just isn't the same

August 31, 2016 - And if you're wondering what a durian is...
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Sochi flashback

August 17, 2016 - Remember the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi? The unfinished hotels, stray dogs, loose doorknobs, yellow tap water, and no...
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Lord of the Olympic Rings

August 14, 2016 - Five Rings to rule them all! Who are you rooting for? Video of the Opening Ceremonies at Helm's Deep...
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His job is never done

July 11, 2016 - So is controlling armies of elves and dwarves easier or harder than controlling velociraptors?
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Chance Meeting

July 10, 2016 - A passage from the LOTR Appendices, with pictures from the movies, highlighting the long-term importance of the quest fo...
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Captain Redbeard

July 02, 2016 - Dain would make a great pirate
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They're on a top secret mission

June 24, 2016 - The real reason they brought a burglar
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Happy Fathers' Day

June 19, 2016 - From the Middle-earth dads
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Type cast?

June 12, 2016 - Billy Connolly has got the "Flamboyant Scotsman with red hair and a black fur cape in movies with giant black CGI bears"...
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I thought of this the first time I saw the movie

May 23, 2016 - I love how he gives him that "bye sucker" look right before he steps off the ice
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Alternate Titles

May 09, 2016 - For The Desolation of Smaug For the entire Hobbit trilogy For Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest...
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Well, and Australia

May 08, 2016 - In the book, the Arkenstone is described as a faceted globe. A New Zealand take on that might turn up this guy:
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It's that time of year again

April 30, 2016 - Not were-worms, but...
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New cartoons!

April 26, 2016 - There are several new entries to the Marvel and Hobbit galleries - check them out! Enjoy!
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Dori's Day

April 23, 2016 - Three pictures featuring Dori the Dwarf
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Beware the Ides of April

April 14, 2016 - Tax Day is upon us A worse foe than Loki But, there are always those who like this day...
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How Strange

April 13, 2016 - Middle-earth fans know him better as this
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Worst of all crimes

April 02, 2016 - There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery
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Tolkien-inspired wreaths!

March 29, 2016 - New items are up for sale on our Etsy store, Modomnoc's Bees (and can also be found here)! I have designed wreaths depic...
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High King Peter, the Magnificent

March 28, 2016 - A poem for the day we get more Middle-earth film goodness, a parody of Tolkien's "The King Beneath the Mountain" poem fr...
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Old Norse lesson of the day

March 27, 2016 - Almost all the dwarves' names are taken from the Dvergatal, a list of the dwarves of Norse mythology found in the Icelan...
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Worse than the flames

March 20, 2016 - When I made this I chose onion soup at random, just because it was the first thing that came to mind that I imagine woul...
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Another!

March 16, 2016 - It's a question that not just Beorn, but all in Middle-earth want to know. Gandalf borrows the King Under the Mountain's...
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Bolg was a zookeeper in his spare time

March 06, 2016 - Can't decide whether to call it Necromantis gundabadensis or Vampyrum angmari
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Am I not the king?

March 05, 2016 - It's all in the manual you get when you become King Under the Mountain. Thror probably began recording all his secrets:...
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I'd vote for him

February 29, 2016 - Today is Super Tuesday, which really ought to be renamed either Stupor Tuesday, Blooper Tuesday, or Stupid Tuesday...or...
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Oh snap

February 18, 2016 -
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Latin doesn't always make you sound smarter

February 09, 2016 - There really is a genus of bird called Turdus
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An election? That's absurd!

February 03, 2016 - No really, it is absurd. If only the people of Laketown knew what election years were really like, they would be glad th...
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Kung Fu Avengers (and Hobbit)

January 28, 2016 - Who knew Kung Fu Panda had so much in common with The Avengers? Or The Hobbit for that matter?
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New videos

January 27, 2016 - New video edits are up on my YouTube channel! Here is a preview of some of them: The real hero of the trilogy!...
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Built Tough

January 12, 2016 - Wait, that's Ford
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Works surprisingly well

January 10, 2016 - I love how he just stands up and says "C'mon" like it never even happened
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Cookie Thief

January 09, 2016 - The latest funny video edit. Who stole the One Cookie to Rule Them All? (Sorry for the random poor quality blip towar...
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Thorin Just Can't Wait to be King

December 31, 2015 - A Hobbit version of "I Just Can't Wait to be King" from The Lion King
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Videos!

December 28, 2015 - I've made some silly video edits featuring The Hobbit and other films. Here are a few of my favorites, and you can view...
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Christmas Cards

December 24, 2015 - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rhosgobel Rabbit! See what I did there? Make your move, Reindeer Games
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Elk

December 21, 2015 - No doubt he's bringing wine
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Dwarves love this time of year

December 18, 2015 - New cartoons in the Hobbit/LOTR gallery. Check them out!
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Mounty Python

December 18, 2015 - Smaug must've got him
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Ouch

December 14, 2015 -
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Did anyone else notice this?

December 12, 2015 - Though I guess in Tauriel's case it would be Lima Syndrome
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Children of the Fight

December 10, 2015 - Their greatest hits include: -I Want You Back - by Thorin about the Arkenstone (others include: Can't Get Ready for L...
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It's one of my own compositions

December 08, 2015 - Finals week continues. The world is not in your books and maps, but your GPA might be. Now you have an anthem to sing as...
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Dramatic music plays in the background...

December 07, 2015 - ...and then you get whacked in the face
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Finals are upon us!

December 07, 2015 - If you're one of those poor souls still in school, chances are finals week is starting or will soon be starting. Thus, e...
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Dwarves as Cats

December 06, 2015 - Predictably, I could not find a cat with an axe in its head
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A Middle-earth version of "Elf"

December 05, 2015 - Buddy the Elf meets the elves of Middle-earth... It's a dwarvish insult...
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Why Tolkien didn't use modern jargon

December 03, 2015 - As Peter Jackson revealed in the BOFA Appendices, Warner Brothers was leery of him changing the name of the third film t...
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He'll pass

December 02, 2015 - It's December, and that means OfficeMax's Elf Yourself is back. Though I'm sure not all would be pleased.
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Listen to Balin

November 29, 2015 - A bit late for Dragon Sickness Friday, but just in time for Cyber Monday...
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A day late...

November 28, 2015 - New cartoons! Check out the Hobbit//LOTR gallery. Enjoy!
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